the answer,my friend,is.........
i have a question with which i have been badgering all my friends for a pretty long time now.no khillifying dude,i need a concrete answer now,what is it with guys and blowjobs?why are guys(the perverted jerks that they are)so hung up on blowjobs?i personally am of the opinion that blowjobs are freaky...why would you want to put it in your mouth when there are so many more interesting ,hygeinic,logical,and fruitful options present?i mean,c'mon,mouth is for FOOD for god's sake...and what guys like putting into it are not only their sexual organs but also their excretory apparatus,ugh i swear,how much dirtier can you get?...of course,i am but a naive ignorant fool. still,no guy ,however experienced, has been able to give me a proper answer to my question(which i ask from a very disinterested,objective and purely academic curiousity).you can guess my level of utter frustration from the fact that i am even posting such a blog..but trust me,this question has been bugging me for a long time now..so people ,jobab chai,jobab dao. ps:no indecent ,pornographic,or personal comments please!
posted by mojo at 6:55 AM
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I believe that I once lectured you on this subject on our beloved ledge.
Let me reiterate again ... blowjobs are well ... really amazing if given properly and are really gross if given inexpertly.
To reiterate once again to your question, no, I wouldn't force anyone to give me a blowjob but somehow, women do it anyway... even those who first claim that blowjobs are freakish in nature.
Ergo, tread carefully, lest you break glass.
doyeeetaaa?!!!!!!!! maaaannnnn!!!!
one of the lesser-known mysteries of the universe, eh?
wow!! u finally DID post this!! but will it reach the eyes/ears of the person who u wanted to ask it in the first place??
p.s. and will he give u the answer is the million dollar question.. (provided he is not zonked out by this post).....
why didn't u adjust the time zone in ur blog?? i honestly can't believe that u wrote this post at abt 7 in the morning...even u r not that frustrated....
hah ... tut tut, arunava, you are wrong about that ... as I am sure my dear friend guppy has already explained.
and what about guys giving oral jobs to girls? what's your stand on that?
hello!people...stop this crazy comment session,i am tired of your ..er ..well,what can be euphemistically called euphemisms!!
yes indeed, i agree with gup ... as long as they aren't too umm "furry", I will oblige and my motivation shoots higher than Maslows Hierarchy when I think about it.
LOL
OMG
"furry black cat"
"motivation"
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA. LOL.
Mojo, it's a symbiotic thing.
lol.
hahahaha !!!
HA HA HA HA HA !!!!
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