sgt pepper's lonely hearts club

a friend of mine came up with this brilliant idea,all us single people are going to unite and form a club of the aforementioned name,and there are quite a LOT of us out there. we are going to have regular meetings(read:booze parties) where we'll exchange sobstories and bitch about people who are seeing other people...we'll also have a band(lead vocalist:yours truly) which will regale us with thoroughly depressing music.members who are indulging in clandestine affairs are to be punished with expulsion.
what is surprising is neither the fact thar we are 18yrs old and already this frustrated,nor that we actually have enough lack in life to be enthused about such an idea,but that some of my friends who are in relationships are sad because they can't join our nesha sessions and want to dump their partners temporarily just so they can get sloshed with their friends!!now you cannot possibly beat THAT ,can you?you know what they say about the grass(no pun intended)being greener on the other side....
as for me,i am joining the club in a desperate attempt to tempt fate....and i look forward to the day i will be ceremoniously kicked out of it!!