Monday, June 02, 2008

RANT

its past two o clock, in the morning. i am transcribing the audio tape of a Research Scholar interviewing an Anglo Indian, whose only claim to fame is being an Anglo Indian. Christ, the things i do for money....

i desperately desperately need to go on a holiday. last week i went to a private college, in the middle of no-fucking-where. we had to interview a about 30 or more undergrads who would, in a couple of years, acquire BBA and BCA degrees and land cushy jobs, but who do not understand the meaning of the word "sibling" and when explained, one of them informed yes ,she had a brother and that his "sex" was "female." their parents are paying more money for this degree in a single year than my parents did on my entire education. i am NOT exaggerating.

then we spent the rest of the day interviewing equally moronic staff members, who do not understand what " social sciences" mean, who have no clue about the possible effects of privatisation of education. when we mentioned the phrase we were met with a blank, incomprehending stare from most of them. given the fact they teach in a private institution (that requires all of them to wear identical sarees everyday,) the situation could have been potentially hilarious had i not been struck, in a rather Kurtzian manner, by "the horror" of it all.

because this private institution, which has air conditioned classrooms, and where rich, dumb kids pay lakhs to study, is not a freak exception, it is more like the norm in our country. what is appalling is that our government seeks to establish hundreds of such "universities" in the next five years, under a Public Private Partnership venture, which is nothing but an euphemism for wholesale privatisation. education is increasingly becoming the most profitable business on the block.

i wish someone would write a paper on how and why and when india ceased to be a welfare state. in practice this entire Nehruvian vision of a "democratic socialism" was a sham, as was the whole deal with gandhian ahimsa. but it was there somewhere at the back of everybody's minds, even if "welfare" and "public duty" were mere words and nothing more. its funny how no one even mentions them nowadays. its funny how people are almost embarrassed at the slightest mention of these notions. its funny how people actually take pride in being the "hook or by crook" types. and its funy how without batting an eyelid the powers that be, devolve responsibility, hand over the primary areas of public duty to the tender mercies of private corporations. they dont give a shit, what becomes of the nation, if education and health go to the dogs, they dont have the grace to even blush when they advocate an "education for those who can afford it" policy, or when they say "isolated centres of excellence like IITs and IIMs should not be encouraged because they dont present a sustainable model of development,", they shamelessly promote mediocrity (backed with money, of course) in the name of equity. i know, its not new. they never gave a shit. they never, ever ,cared. but the difference now is, they dont even bother to keep up the appearances, to appear to care, to continue the pretense of giving a shit...if only a verbal one.

21 Comments:

Blogger Arse Poetica said...

Which part of public sphere has any semblance of virtue, dignity, goodness left...

but the transcription is worse, much worse...sound quality is wyaak thoo and the gentleman whose only claim to fame was that he was 2nd generation chinese was prolly worse than your anglo-indian.
i used to know plenty of people who were members of the chinese community in Calcutta,back in school, but none was guilty of such meaningless digressions, pauses, and awkward clearing of throat.
oh wait, that was the research scholar.
*shudders*

2:44 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Haha, my Chinese woman's claim to fame was how wealthy their family was. They had a boy-servant who they stuck their feet out for so that he could come remove their shoes. Well.

8:22 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Doyeeta, nice post btw. I know this BBA-pursuing lot you talk about.

8:24 PM  
Blogger March Hare said...

I think we had this conversation. Didn't we?

There are exceptions. I know of them myself. But sadly they are few and far between.

And it is scary, yes.

p.s. Dear lord the transcription. My anglo indian woman who shifted to Canada cannot stop praising Toronto and Flury's. In that order. All the time. Amidst all the incoherence and the background sounds.

1:16 AM  
Blogger Baudolino said...

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8:35 AM  
Blogger Baudolino said...

In all probability, my comment is wide off the mark, but then, I trade in irrelevance.

Here, in my opinion, a point stands in need of clarification: what relation does Nehruvian 'democratic socialism' bear to Gandhian ahimsaa that you could dismiss the latter in the same breath as the former? Will you explain?

8:38 AM  
Blogger mojo said...

@ahona: yes, it was the rs...
@insiya: to be entirely honest my anglo had a pretty interesting life, and his accent is also okay...but still...
@bimbo: hnyaa, byaparta hackneyed hoye gechhe...
@baudolino: i did not dismiss them in one breath, dutoke ei jonye relate korechhi kaaron at the moment of inception of our nation, ei duto ideal-i khub influential chhilo in shaping the policies of our nation...kintu idaaning policy gulo, specially last dukhana five year plan e policy gulo shei track theke shompurno shorey gechhe, tone tai paaltey gechhe...etaai bolchhi, aar ahimsa r goppo ta ei jonyei, kaaron state sponsored violence ta aajkaal commonplace, onek ta "dunombori-r" moto, "ota niye aajkaal aar keu matha ghamayena, otaa shobaai mene niyechhe"...army je otyachaar gulo korchhe north east e...ba random encounter cases, custody torture cases, aage hoto na taa noy but ekhon shetaa niye maanush aar lukochapa koraar o proyojon bodh kore na..eta desher official policy r ongo hoye jachhe almost..

9:13 AM  
Blogger Baudolino said...

you have to be careful. first of all, "shaping of the nation" kothaa-taa ektu dicey. bishesh kore "nation" kothaa-taa. jaai hok,policy-r duto aspect aachhe. ektaa pre-legislative. aarektaa legislative. the pre-legislative aspect consists basically in the constitutional aspect: its sanctity sets it apart from other legislated policies. ekhon,constitution-e je ongsho-gulo-ke gandhian ideal-e onupraanito bole traditionally mone koraa hoy, she-gulo ki orthe gandhian ideal-ke follow kore --etaa aamaar kaachhe ektaa rohoshsho. kenonaa, totally deluded ektaa modernization scheme-e ektu superficial gandhian phoron gandhi-r aadorsho-ke protipholito kore naa. gandhi-r young india writings-e je constructive policy-making-er kothaa bolaa hoyechhe, taar ek bindu-o constitution-e reflected hoyechhe kinaa shondeho. aar,jodi nehru-r juge gandhian policy-r kothaa bolte jaai, shetaa mockery o inexistence-er maajhaamaajhi kothaao sthaan paabe. ektu bhebe dekho. gandhi-r chintaa aamaader desher aain-kaanun-ke konodin seriously influence koreni. etaai aamaar mot.

7:20 AM  
Blogger mojo said...

@Baudolino: duto kothaa.
prothom, prithibi-r shobaai tomar chhatro noy, tomar patronizing didactic tone amar ottonto opochhondo.
dwitiyo, actual ain kanoon ke koreni hoyto, amar ain shomporke khub lucid dhaarona noy, tobe definitely ekta juger political rhetoric ke korechhe, ami ageo bolechhi, jnaara khomotaasheen tnaader kotha bolar bhongi tae, tone e ekta aamul poriborton hoyechhe. they never practised the lofty ideals they preached, but now they have ceased preaching it all together. which, you might say is a good thing, because we are at least spared the hypocrisy, but then again it makes the horror all too...naked...as nietzsche said in a completely different context, that every living thing needs a veil of illusion to survive. oi illusion tukui aankre dhorey chhilam, ekhon aar shetaao nei.

8:18 AM  
Blogger Baudolino said...

sorry for the didactic tone. aante ghaa legechhilo bolei hoyto otaa hoyechhe. you have misunderstood the answer. ebaar tumi policy-r kothaa tyaag kore political rhetoric-er kothaa bolle . tumi jodi rhetoric-er superficiality-ke dismiss korte giye ekjon maanush-er chintaa-ke ograajjho koro, taahole shotti-i torker obokaash thaake naa. rhetoric shomporke sophist-poroborti greek daarshonik-raa je kothaa-gulo bolechhen shetaa smoron korei bolaa jaaye--ontoto aadorsher khetre ektu essentialism koraa dorkaar, ektu toliye dekhaa aaboshshok, noile shomosto-i orthoheen hoye pore. je orthe ottodhik cynicism o pyrrhonism orthoheen. :D

8:38 AM  
Blogger mojo said...

@baudolino : i think we have been pretty much talking at cross purposes...

8:49 AM  
Blogger Rapid I Movement said...

I think Nehru was trying to be overtly magnanimous in deprivatising so many things - industries and to some degree education too.
That kinda fucked things up. The government now tries to overseer every fucking thing and uniformaly sucks at all of them.
Why don't they just fucking take care of the law and order - do a good job at it...and privatise more to get things off its hand?

10:58 AM  
Blogger Heathcliff said...

very well written re...

9:48 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Extremely well written. And extremely true!

11:16 AM  
Blogger mojo said...

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8:50 AM  
Blogger mojo said...

@ heathcliff and saptarshi: thanks..:D
@ rim: okay...too many "fuckings" in a sentence... i hope i got your meaning right...look, i dont think the state is just there to look after law and order, taahole to etaa-r shonge military dictatorship er kono parthokyo thaakbe na, certain areas of public concern, especially health and education, are primarily the state's responsibility, and you simply CAN'T leave them wide open for the private corporations to fuck around with,as they are often wont to do, a welfare state can never wash their hands off these duties...never...

8:55 AM  
Blogger Rapid I Movement said...

hya maaney, i did say oi health, education, and general public welfare...kintu not bloody EVERYTHING.
jamon, the univ system in the us...with these so called "prvate schools" - there's a sense of controlled socialism here...ALL the schools agree upon certain basic principles, jamon no discrimination, similar kind of curricula etc, etc, but still state run univs have completely different pay/fee structure...which the government overseers...
india-i toh every bloody thing is state run...just look how the dimwits in power are diluting the iit system. shobetei the state must intervene. kano?
plus, i also disagree that the power/energy sector needed to be state controlled for a nascent nation like india, post-independence.
re: fuckings, iye, maaney okay, sorry.

8:08 AM  
Blogger mojo said...

@: na na. sorry keno...ami tomar sentence er maane tai bujhte parchhilam na tai....bharot e kintu aaj o govt run institutions are the best, ami bibhinno private college e ghurechhi idaaning ekta kaaj e, ei jodi privatisation er nomuna hoy tobe i dont really mind govt intervention...but, yes, i do agree,that making reservations for cetain sections of students in higher education institutes is absolutely the wrong way of going about it....gora ketey agaye jol dhalaa r moto...

9:05 AM  
Blogger Rapid I Movement said...

You should write more.

9:47 AM  
Blogger mojo said...

on this? or in general??

12:26 PM  
Blogger Anoo. said...

I did that one too. Canada-Toronto-Flury's-New Market. she goes on and on about food and 'Sound of Music'. :(

4:51 AM  

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