Thursday, January 22, 2009

holy smoke

smoking is good. i like smokers. smokers are good. it may be injurious to my health but do i look like i give a shit? many of the most intelligent people i know are smokers...
many of our best teachers are smokers, albert camus was a smoker, sartre was a smoker, sherlock holmes was a smoker, pheluda was a smoker, satyajit ray was a smoker, shokti chattopadhyay was a smoker and i could go on and on and on.. i don't care if you throw 5 non-smoking geniuses into my face for every camus. because I DON'T!!!
and the most obnoxious creep in the whole fucking department is a non-fucking-smoker. (i hope the schmuck chokes on his squeaky clean lungs. )
i like smoking. i love smoking. i love all smokers. i love the taste of smoke. i love the smell of smoke. i love the look of smoke. and boy, i ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ADORE the FEEL of smoke. and i curse the evil hour smoking was banned in my country. i do. i do. I DO.

17 Comments:

Blogger Elendil said...

You will give a shit when you're dying of lung cancer. Ok, so let me tell you about the last stage of cancer. A loved one of mine died of it. He was tied down to the bed and drugged on morphine, but the pain was so terrible that he kept thrashing around despite being unconscious.

That said, I love smoking, dammit. So I'm nobody to talk. But I liked it better when any I could perform any activity, think sharp, feel, emote, without needing a smoke. It's not like it's added to us anything we didn't have before. It just feels cool. But it will kill us, if we don't quit.

12:02 PM  
Blogger March Hare said...

Haha. Bonti - ooooffff ki rant, ki rant.

On the other hand,the one non-smoking name which is enough to counter the plethora of smokers you mentioned is - B.I.M.B.A.B.A.T.I.

Mwahahahahahaha.

7:01 PM  
Blogger mojo said...

@prayag: so stop being a hypocrite.
or whatever...continue...i don't care either way...
@bimbo: you are a smoker....you smoke pipes and joints and cigars and chillums..just not cigarettes...

9:53 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Khaash na. Khash na.

If you really did not give a shit I doubt you would have written this at all.

10:40 PM  
Blogger March Hare said...

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11:30 PM  
Blogger mojo said...

sorry had to delete that. not safe...a comment like that...he has his spies everywhere....and i plan to do it...really..

11:42 PM  
Blogger March Hare said...

gandu. as if the post did not give away enough.

3:42 AM  
Blogger mojo said...

it did...but not my specific plans of retribution no??

8:50 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

gaaah!!! waaahhh! and i cant smoke... waaaaaahhhh!!!

1:56 AM  
Blogger Abhijit Gupta said...

@ March Hare. That looks suspiciously like my hat. I will now have to charge a fee or something. Too many people wearing it for their profile or otherwise pics.

2:57 PM  
Blogger March Hare said...

Yes. That indeed is your hat. I borrowed it to play Puck, remember?

9:57 PM  
Blogger Heathcliff said...

fattafattii...onekdin dhore bhabchi erokom ekta post likhbo..

hail all smokers.

bimbo shala baal, shob khabe shudhu biri khabe na.. ki abaal mairi!!!!

kintu kotodin joint khai naa.....

9:39 AM  
Blogger Heathcliff said...

tui bneche thak ma.

9:39 AM  
Blogger mojo said...

pora desh e thaako aar joint paabe kothae???
etaa r pechhone goppo achhe...somoy noiye bolbo'khon.

9:52 AM  
Blogger Heathcliff said...

moteo na, new york e prochur joint paoya jay,... edik odik khnj rakhlei.. home delivery o hoy bawa!!
ekhon ekta baal er jayga e achi tai joint jogar kore uthte pari ni. :(

10:22 AM  
Blogger Heathcliff said...

moteo na, new york e prochur joint paoya jay,... edik odik khnj rakhlei.. home delivery o hoy bawa!!
ekhon ekta baal er jayga e achi tai joint jogar kore uthte pari ni. :(

10:22 AM  
Blogger P KB said...

Awesome...I share the same Feeling about smoking. I absolutely adore your blog. Reading it definetly gives me a different prespective to different issues. Thanks!!!!

1:22 AM  

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