we,the whores...

the whores of jude...yeah people,thats what we've been
officially branded as,by a certain students union in our
university!and very frankly,my sense of modesty (if whores
have any,that is) is not outraged,if anything i am
amused....but then i am a fallen woman!
the whores:mojo(matal m***),sen(nati
m***),scorpionragz(porua m***)and yippie,the madame
anc:our pimp/regular client/test pilot
alluder:his sidekick
the morcha this time is,"ANC HATAO,LEDGE BACHAO"...anc
apparently causes visual pollution by cuddling up with
us,the inmates of his harem...and we being the sexually
depraved sluts,dont protest while he violates our chastity!well what can one expect of hussies?if we'd been good girls
i would have slapped anc everytime he tries to do a
porphyria on me(ie tries to strangle me with my hair),sen
would have filed a complaint with the antisexual harassment
cell (of which NG is in charge) when anc wiped his nose on
her hair,yippie would have pushed him off the ledge while he
unsuspectingly used her as a pillow,but then,as i said
before we are all fallen women,so....
hmmm....i think the poor dudes are
seriously,severely,sexually frustrated(am getting better at
this alliteration thingy)...i feel for them ,i genuinely
do!i understand their consternation at the apasanskriti we
are spreading like wildfire(or hiv??)by our shameless
behaviour,of course we are expected to overlook the fact
that they can conveniently overlook the people having sex or
having grass(according to their preference) on the stairs but the dudes should really get a grip on their fevered
imaginations and also get a life...its hightime!!!but i reiterate folks,we aren't pissed or hurt,we think you
are hilarious,keep up the good work of making our sides
split with laughter every now and then....come to think of
it,i might even vote for them this time.