its a rich man's world

i am going through an all time low as far as finances are concerned, neither my birthday nor the upcoming pujo yielded enough cash from my 'raboner gushti', i mean whats the use of having a dozen uncles if they aren't going to pamper the youngest in the family by showering her with blessings(monetary ones, that is).
1)haven't been to oly in 9 months!!! christ!! i am mortified.
2)of all times,i chose the present to fall in love with,of all things,smirnoff green apple twist, which costs 130 freakin bucks a nib!!
3)have to take the boyfriend out for dinner.
4)and then there is pujo....i hoped to drown myself in expensive booze,but never got around savingenough dough.
5)swimming season over, taar maane full fledged smoking begins again, tar maane 4 bucks per cigarette!!!
bottomline (for dimwitted people like march hare who always miss the point) too many things to do,too little money to do them with,i think i will go rob a bank or something.........