wonder whats wrong with me???

1)its april and already the heat is unbearable!

2)end sems are practically round the corner and i am still unable to move my lazy bum and get down to some serious studying!

3)i am sick,literally,physically sick...ma is sitting me down to lunch everyday with a wooden ruler in her hand and a look on her face that says she wont hesitate to use it if i throw any more tantrums!

4)i think most people around me are pretentious lying bastards or retards...has to be either one!

5)the constant terrifying anticipation of this month's phone bill is scaring the living daylights out of me!

....................and yet i can't stop smiling to myself!!!